Jamboree 2003

By Yap Chi Wei,
Participant No. 110, SACA, Singapore

110. That was my number for the KOTRT MTB Jamboree 2003. It was also a chance at winning a yellow Santa Cruz Superlight frame in the lucky draw, or a hamper of Indocafe. But I get ahead of myself.

Going there
Everyone turned up on time at Golden Mile Complex on Friday night and we loaded the bus to the amazement of several spectators who were wondering how we were going to get all 17 bikes squared away. With teamwork and creative packing, we finished loading our bikes, barang barang, and ourselves onto the super VIP fridge (bus) that was to take us up to Penang. 
This moving refrigerator had only two air conditioning settings - ON or OFF. When it was on, it was freezing, and it was on nearly all the time. I swear that Eskimos must feel warmer than we did huddled under our thinly and seldom laundered blankets.

Clearing through Malaysian customs was a breeze after we contributed some 40 ringgit to their kopi fund. It sure beat dragging down everything for a customs examination.

During the early part of the ride towards Penang, we were treated to some choice Indian music which only got turned off after we told the driver that we wanted to sleep.

The journey up was uneventful, with everyone frozen in their seats in some sort of hibernation state. Rebecca was the only one not able to catch the required 40 winks of beauty sleep. A couple of pee breaks later, we crossed the Penang bridge at around 7am on a wet Saturday morning.

Arrival in Penang
Arrival at the Waterfall Hotel where we unloaded everything in the drizzle. Checking in went pretty smoothly for Alan and I, and we were soon settled in room 340. We decided to extend our room for another night so as not to have to pack everything in the early morning and shift into a family room. Besides, we did not want to subject the kind folks in the other rooms to my rather off-key bathroom crooning. We decided to head for breakfast at nearby hawker stalls but that didn't work out because it had begun to rain quite heavily. So we settled on eating at a small little shophouse serving thosai and noodles. With our hunger appeased, it was back to the hotel for bike assembly. 

Bike assembly
Upon unpacking my bike, and after putting it together with some help from Roland, I found the front shifter unable to shift. With Lynten's and Roland's help, we found that the indicator had broken and some internal mechanism had been damaged during the packing. Some masking tape and a little front derailleur tuning later, the front gears were shifting again, albeit without the indicator. Thanks to Lynten and Roland. Alan's bike did not need much assembly as he had transported it in the cargo bay almost fully assembled minus the front wheel. With our bikes ready, a few of us decided to head to the local bike shop run by Gary Yap. I tagged along just to perve at the bikes like a kid in a candy store.Rina, Roland and Olaf decided to head out for a ride in the rain. Crazy buggers.

Bike shop
By Max's dead reckoning, we found the bike shop off a street near Komtar. It was well equipped and sold a wide range of gear from run of the mill bikes to some really chi chi stuff like Specialized S-Works and Santa Cruz. Gary was (is) a really nice guy and helped Ling with her new brake pads and rubbers (the rolling kind as opposed to the rolled up kind). He also got her some parts to fix her headset. A medium sized, anodized black, Specialized S-Works brain bike with full XTR and SID carbon fork was stickered at RM9300. We wondered if one of us would succumb and buy that bike. But alas, it was not to be.And the rain kept falling...

Lunch
Gary ferried some of us in his pickup, with Giddyap in his Clio trailing behind, towards a "die die must try" nasi lemak place near Gurney Drive. It turned out to be closed, much to Gary's chagrin. We asked him to drop us back at the hotel instead, as it was getting near the time when we had to register our names at Youth Park.Since it was still pouring, a bunch of us headed for the in house grill to partake in some steak and lamb. Certainly not "die die must try," but filling nonetheless.

Wet wet wet
After lunch, it was still wetter than shark's back under 60 feet of water. Rina, Olaf, and Roland had returned from their ride somewhat wet and hypothermic. We got on our bikes and headed in the downpour for Youth Park to register. Poor Ling washed out on a concrete upslope because her brand new Swamp Thing tires had not been worn in yet. Washing out was probably less painful than the alcohol swabs that I gave her later to clean her wound. Heh heh!I registered as rider 110 and got a goody bag filled with a snazzy t-shirt, two isotonic drinks, a Powerbar, and a lucky draw coupon. There may have been other things in there but I forget.Wouter and several others decided to join the ride that afternoon even the rain never let up. We found out later that it turned out to be quite a nice ride.Alan and I followed some of the SACA folk to do some more eating and shopping in Gurney Plaza. A few from this group ended up playing in the amusement arcade for an hour or so just to while away the time, while the rest went shopping. Rebecca ended up with the most goods. I think there must have been some make-up in there somewhere.A quick raid of the local Cold Storage and nearby bakery, and we had what we needed for Sunday's breakfast.
 We had dinner at the Plaza before heading back to the hotel and over to Youth Park for a mandatory briefing. Their CIO told us that there had been landslides due to the rain and that the route had been changed several times. Another recce team would proceed to check the downhill section early on Sunday morning before the start of the ride.I, and the others, really appreciated the trouble that the organisers had to go through in order to make our ride as safe and enjoyable as possible. Kudos to them.After the briefing, we left for the hotel and got some early shuteye.

Morning preparations
Breakfast was a quick shove of the following successive foods down the pie hole - 3 kaya buns, one bottle of Go isotonic drink, two glasses of water, and one bottle of Red Bull. In my bike bottle, I put in my remaining can of H2O (carried from SG), a bottle of Gatorade, and a powdered mixture of Gu2O (http://www.gusports.com). Real concentrated hydration mixture to be washed down with water from the Camelbak. In addition, I carried a Powerbar, a Clif Bar, and two Gu gels.

Pre-ride
At the holding point, the organisers made available to us boxes of bananas. I took the opportunity to eat three bananas and put two more into my jersey pockets. I figured that I would be fuelled up enough for maybe half the ride. A final briefing was given before we all mounted our trusty steeds and headed for the start line. We were told that there were checkpoints where we had to collect stickers so as to prevent someone from taking a short cut and cheating. There were a total of 4 stickers to collect without which you would be denied a participation medal. The rain had mysteriously stopped just before the start. Must have been the garlic and chilli mixture sprinkled over the race route. Or maybe not.

Kayuh Lasak
Or solid pedalling (or so I've been told). The ride began after the obligatory VIP pictures of sponsors looking slightly unsteady on a few donated bicycles. With that over, the blast of an air horn signalled the start of the ride. A convoy of nicely painted Beetles led us toward the botanic gardens. There, we turned up a road that would eventually take us to the top of Pain-ing Hill.I tried to keep near the front, cycling next to Lynten (on his singlespeed) and wondering if Alan had gone on ahead. He later turned up on my tail. I decided to pedal a little harder and made my way to the front of the pack as I knew that any landslide that we had to cross would turn into a choke point, otherwise known as a clusterf**k. I spun my way past Rebecca and Ling on the start of the ascent. I figured that they would later overtake me when I ran out of steam.Before long, we encountered the first obstacle which was a landslide that covered the track. Carrying my Blur over the mud mountain and a fallen tree and getting all out of breath in the process, I looked ahead in dismay. As far as I could see, the track only went one way - UP.Coming from a sized A cup Singapore, the climb was a brutal double E. As Alan and I slowly spun our way up, we saw Andrew on his nice looking Retrotec bike and Yu Seung taking a short break at a switchback.It was 5km to the top and although there were some parts that were a little flatter, these were few and far between. I saw a guy (CK Ooi) on a DH spec Santa Cruz Bullit pushing his way up the hill. He later blitzed the descent and came in 9th.Whenever I ran out of steam, I zig-zagged to reduce the gradient of the climb. Even then, I could not ride up some of the steeper slopes as my legs were full of lactic acid. Alan was shouting encouragement to me all the way up. But the last thing I wanted to do was to talk to him while I was trying to get my BPM below 180. We rested by getting off our bikes and pushing them. I found that pushing the bike only on one side made my back hurt in one place. Therefore I had to change sides every time I got off to push. This made my back hurt all over!We passed several other riders and were in turn passed by others. I swear that some of the slopes must have been close to 50 deg to the horizontal. We saw several riders wash out on the metal gratings that covered the drains spanning the track. Near the top, the fastest riders were already heading back down; some skidding their rear tires in an attempt to slow themselves down.Cameras stationed at some points caught expressions of dejection and effort. I sincerely hope that the audio didn't pick up my swearing. No matter how tough the hill climb was, whenever cyclists passed each other, there were always kind words of encouragement.

Pain-ing Hill
I summited Penang Hill behind Alan and immediately chugged down some isotonic drink, and ate two bananas, half a Clif Bar and a Gu gel. I decided to go to the water point to refill my fast depleting water supplies and got handed a brochure for alkaline water. Hmmm?On the way back to meet Alan, I saw Rebecca power her way to the top and winning the Queen of the Pain-ing Hill award. She was the first woman to summit the hill. Bravo! Alan and I left Rebecca and headed on down the hill via another route.

The descent, or how the #$%* am I supposed to ride down that?!!!
The route down had switchbacks, mud, holes, fallen trees, mud, cliffs, drop-offs, rocks, water, mud, steps, roots, several long hike-a-bike sections, and mud (did I mention this already?). The marshals directed us off the main track onto a steep rocky descent that was beyond my ability to ride. In fact, I hardly saw anyone ride that section. It was steep (60 deg) and slippery and we had to portage our bikes down while holding onto the thin trunks of trees on either side. The rocks ended and the trail turned to mud that was as slippery as grease.With Alan leading, we held onto our bikes and slid down that section trying not to totally lose our footing. Several times, I slipped only to be saved by my bike. Good bike, nice bike, me love you long time bike. This muddy slide ended at a 1.5 to 2m drop-off that you had to make an immediate left turn from.Bikers reaching that point would hand their bikes to a marshal (poor fella) who would then lower the bike down leaving the biker to either jump or slide down that drop-off. Alan jumped and I slid. We found out later that on a good day, downhillers huck that drop-off and make that left turn in one smooth movement. Ai Caramba!By this time, I had given up all hope of riding when the trail turned rideable again. We rode for a while before getting off our bikes either to climb over fallen trees, rocks or small bridges. We even had an uphill hike-a-bike section that resulted in us having to carry our bikes over many boulders. Sigh, if I had wanted to hike, I wouldn't have brought a BIG ASS BIKE ALONG!!!We finally exited near some market but not before Alan went OTB and I nearly fell off a steep embankment. Too much excitement for one day.

On the road again
After collecting a third sticker, we were directed to ride on the road which made a nice change from mud and rocks. Alan, the speed demon that he is, sped off ahead while I rode at a nice pace with Roland. KOTRT had arranged for the local Gendarmerie to stop traffic at roundabouts and intersections so that we could ride on through. We took a left turn at the roundabout outside our hotel and headed for the entrance into Youth Park.A policeman saw us and stopped traffic so we could make that final right turn. Here was where I ran into trouble. I decided to take that right hander like I took all the other turns before, at around 25kph and leaning into the turn. Big mistake. Halfway through, I heard a sound like a buzz saw coming from the tires. My slow and tired brain figured that I was probably about to slip so getting the bike straight again would be a good idea. Unfortunately, that was not to be. Wham, I washed out in front of traffic with my right knee and left elbow doing most of the braking.Roland pulled to the side and got off his bike to assist me with my bike. The most obvious damage was that the stem had turned. That was easily fixed. I urged Roland to continue his ride but he chose to accompany me and make sure that I made it back. Roland, thanks. You da man!I got back onto my bike and pedalled shakily toward Youth Park with Roland. At the same time, I used the water from my Camelbak to wash the knee wound.About 50 meters from Youth Park, I noticed my front tire losing air so I yelled to Roland to continue while I fixed the flat. Again, he opted to give me a hand instead. Seeing that we were told that there was to be another 300m climb before the finish (and one more final sticker to collect), we changed that tube as fast as we could. The mozzies had a field day trying to suck the life out of me during the tube replacement.With the bike roadworthy again, we cycled toward Youth Park and to our surprise, were told to turn toward the finish line. Huh?? What??!! Where was that climb? If I had known, I would have walked the last 50m.A lady handed me a beautifully designed little medal and I headed off to find the first aid station. Ahhh... the ride was over.

First aid
The good people of the Red Crescent Society wanted to wash my wounds with a suspicious looking sponge from a bucket of water. I decided to hand them my sachet of Chlorhexidine and asked them to use that instead. The gentleman who attended to me was professional and thorough in his treatment of my wounds. I was feeling all relaxed until he put the hurt on me by smothering my wounds with iodine. When I could finally open my eyes again (what a wuss), I thanked them and hobbled off to claim my chicken pie and cold Gatorade.

Post-ride
I met up with Alan (position 33) again and ate the warm chicken pie which felt real good. After the pie, I headed off to wash my bike a second time because I didn't do such a good job the first time around. At the washing point, I met up with Ling, Max and Andrew. They were in high spirits and had ridden at a more leisurely pace. The rain started up again as we headed back to the hotel. I found out later that 4 others had crashed at the same spot and it was due to an oil patch.

Bike disassembly
Together with some of the other folk, Alan and I managed to dray and lube the bikes before packing them away. The SACA folks must have come with their whole tool shop. From Allen keys, to spanners, to 4 different kinds of lubes, to bike stands, to a cappuccino machine (kidding...), they had everything needed for bike maintenance.

More first aid
Why is it that whenever I get injured, there will always be someone eager to try out their first aid on me? Everyone back at the hotel seemed to have a cure; most of them probably quite painful. I stupidly agreed to let Lioe spray some OpSite on my weeping wounds. Did it hurt? Let's just say that anyone looking for some S&M action should just use that stuff on an open wound. It did finally stop the weeping though.

Dinner and unlucky draw
That night, we had a prize presentation, dinner and lucky draw. Our group won a Lizard Skin grunge guard (Lynten), small Indo coffee hamper (Yu Seung), and a Scott hardtail frame (Wouter). Rebecca, for being Queen of the Hill, also won a huge amount of coffee and Spritzer drinks. She doesn't drink coffee, or so I've been told. She had left earlier so it was up to Ling and Max to collect the prize on her behalf. Lynten was a little miffed at having won a grunge guard meant for geared bikes. Such irony. The top three prizes were an SC Superlight, Giant Team NRS, and Giant Team XTC hardtail frame. For the RM40 entry fee, these prizes were indeed fantastic.The dinner was a lovely, if wet, affair back at Youth Park. The organisers had brought in hawkers for different Penang delicacies and we could go to any one and order as much food as we could carry back to our table. Penang laksa, char kway teow, poh piah, satay, nasi campur, kopi tarik, etc...It wasn't long before the rain increased in intensity and turned the dining area into a little river.

Home sweet home
We checked out, loaded the bus in the rain, and headed down the NS highway toward Singapore. 9 hours later, we were on home ground with the mud and rain, only a memory away.

 

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